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Fucking Diet Scale - Much as it pains us to say it, it’s probably a good idea to check your weight occasionally. At least with these scales, you can have a laugh. They’re on your side. They think you’re fine the way you are, even if your GP keeps trying to prescribe you a bag of lettuce.
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Fucking Diet Scale
- Much as it pains us to say it, it’s probably a good idea to check your weight occasionally. At least with these scales, you can have a laugh. They’re on your side. They think you’re fine the way you are, even if your GP keeps trying to prescribe you a bag of lettuce.

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