Picture this. A German mountain-top beer house. The air is crisp, but you're warm in your handsome well-fitted lederhosen. Friendly barmaids meander about the place as you sit there, munching on spicy sausage & swigging merrily from your Giant Beer Stein. This chunky dimpled glass tankard contains a thirst-quenching 1 litre of beer & is bound to put some healthy strain on your wrist & bicep each time you pick it up. ...

Picture this. A German mountain-top beer house. The air is crisp, but you're warm in your handsome well-fitted lederhosen. Friendly barmaids meander about the place as you sit there, munching on spicy sausage & swigging merrily from your Giant Beer Stein. This is the way beer is supposed to be enjoyed. Sure, the humble pint is a tried & tested measure, but now you can transcend these fuddy-duddy drinking constraints & suckle the amber nectar from this mighty booze vessel! This chunky dimpled glass tankard contains a thirst-quenching 1 litre of beer & is bound to put some healthy strain on your wrist & bicep each time you pick it up. It's a leisurely workout & it totally offsets all the boozing you'll be doing. ...

Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Wonka-ish eccentrics & anyone with a Billy Bob sized sweet tooth! ...

Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Wonka-ish eccentrics & anyone with a Billy Bob sized sweet tooth! ...

Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Wonka-ish eccentrics & anyone with a Billy Bob sized sweet tooth! ...

Quench your Gummi cravings & pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast is 26” long with a 5” girth, making it 128 times bigger than a regular Gummi Worm. Om nom nom! ...

Quench your Gummi cravings & pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast is 26” long with a 5” girth, making it 128 times bigger than a regular Gummi Worm. Om nom nom! ...

Quench your Gummi cravings & pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast is 26” long with a 5” girth, making it 128 times bigger than a regular Gummi Worm. Om nom nom! ...

Quench your Gummi cravings & pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast is 26” long with a 5” girth, making it 128 times bigger than a regular Gummi Worm. Om nom nom! ...

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