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You're looking at the result of years of research & development at Santa's workshop. This is the culmination of some seriously top-secret elf technology, aeronautical expertise & a touch of Christmas magic! We present to you... the Flying Santa Drone! This miniature marvel features Santa Clause atop his bright red sleigh, pulled by four of his fastest reindeers, along with a big sack of prezzies in the back, naturally. Three sets of powerful mini propellers keep Saint Nick afloat while you can easily manoeuvre him about with the included radio control. You could whizz him past your children's bedroom window on Christmas eve to blow their minds, or you could fly him through the house to guide them to their presents on Christmas day! He even makes the perfect airborne accompaniment to a wintery walk. Happy festive flying! ...

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Honour our invisible creator with these Flying Spaghetti Monster Serving Spoons, quirky cutlery that will go down a treat with your god-fearing grandma. ...

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Bored of balls & Frisbees? You will be the second you lob this incredible little plane because it slices through the air like a supersonic jet. With its gyroscopic stabilizer wheel & unique shape, Flyro Gyro flies up to 100ft & can even pull off outrageous stunts. Park, here we come! ...

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