Put an end to ‘ Now, who’s this present for?’ with our fabulous Face Wrap. We’ll put any face you want on some wrapping paper & you can put your feet up knowing that you’ll be the centre of attention on Christmas Day. Sound like a deal? Just imagine those faces, merrily tiled across your neatly wrapped gifts, & the joy on your recipient’s faces as they notice & think to themselves, “ Wow, [YOUR NAME HERE] sure is a generous, creative, hilarious specimen. I might give them all my money/propose to them/buy them a new car/write an album of songs about how lovely they are/wash all of their dishes forever.” ...

Face Wrap
- Personalised Gift Wrap
- Put an end to ‘ Now, who’s this present for?’ with our fabulous Face Wrap. We’ll

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Face Wrap
- Personalised Gift Wrap
- Put an end to ‘ Now, who’s this present for?’ with our fabulous Face Wrap. We’ll

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Face Wrap
- Personalised Gift Wrap
- Put an end to ‘ Now, who’s this present for?’ with our fabulous Face Wrap. We’ll

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When your baby's teething they're going to chew on just about anything, so you might as well treat them to a big comedy set of fake gnashers to gnaw on! Lovely soothing relief for them
- hours of entertainment for you & any other onlookers. Not 'just' mere novelty though, the False Teether is made from 100% food grade silicon & has a section of raised nodules to gently massage your baby's tender gums! You can even store it in the fridge for added relief.
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There's no doubt that your kitchen contains a pair of woefully disgusting oven gloves; usually half burnt, with the insulation hanging out & covered in crusty food remains. Why would you slave over such exquisite dishes, only to serve them up with these horrific mitts? You need... ...

The day farts stop being funny is the day we can wrap up human civilisation & let another species like dolphins have a go.    With that in mind, this Fart Sound Box is guaranteed to bring joy into the life of anyone with a sense of humour. It

Includes:: 12 classic fart sounds, from the cheeky Squeaker to the rapid-fire Machine Gun.    So go ahead
- sneak up on your grandad & let one rip!


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Fashion Wankers
- Good thing this hilarious compendium of all things fashion is here to help you, complete with a fold-out game
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The corkscrew to end all corkscrews, this bit of kit will open a wine bottle in under 10 seconds with not a bead of sweat leaving your brow. This fast charge USB (Universal Serial Bus) corkscrew comes with a charging base & foil cutter to make it even easier to get into your favourite tipple. Simply place the corkscrew on top of the bottle, press the button & the corkscrew will automatically remove the cork. Press the second button to release the cork, et voilà, you're ready to pour. ...