Fashioned to resemble speech bubbles, these geekishly snuggly cushions are adorned with globally recognisable text abbreviations: OMG, LOL & WTF. (That’s what’s written on them, not what we think of them). Handcrafted in 100% fleece & stuffed with polyester fibre, they’re gr 8. ...

Fashioned to resemble speech bubbles, these geekishly snuggly cushions are adorned with globally recognisable text abbreviations: OMG, LOL & WTF. (That’s what’s written on them, not what we think of them). Handcrafted in 100% fleece & stuffed with polyester fibre, they’re gr 8. ...

Serious contenders for toy of the year, Chatimals are the furry critters that repeat whatever you say. Just squeeze a paw, say your piece & prepare to chortle as your plush pal repeats your words in a ridiculously high or low pitched voice. Annoyingly brilliant… Annoyingly brilliant! ...

Serious contenders for toy of the year, Chatimals are the furry critters that repeat whatever you say. Just squeeze a paw, say your piece & prepare to chortle as your plush pal repeats your words in a ridiculously high or low pitched voice. Annoyingly brilliant… Annoyingly brilliant! ...

Cheer the F*ck Up Tea
- This limited edition festive blend of black herbal tea is littered with Christmas-themed candy pieces
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When it comes to giving gifts, apparently it’s just the thought that counts. Well, we disagree. First you have to figure out what to get. Which is hard enough when you actually like the person, but what if they’re just an acquaintance, or even worse, a family member? Then you actually have to find the present
- whether in the crush of people at a store, or in your pants on the Internet
- & then you have to wrap it & give it to the lucky sod. Luckily, you’ve got a secret weapon. Our new & enhanced Themed Mystery Boxes. That’s right! Whether you’re lazy, lost or just lacking inspiration, we’ve got you covered. Simply choose a theme, & we’ll h&-pick a selection of Firebox products, saving you the hassle & over 25% off the normal retail price. Take advantage of delivery & gift wrap & then sit back & bask in the praise & adoration, (and act like you put a lot of thought into it).

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At Firebox, nothing is sacred when it comes to quirky design, & this Cherry Toilet Brush is just what your boring old bathroom needs. ...

Never mind carrying dogs around in handbags, now you can treat your flamboyant fleabag to their very own luxury fashion accessory. ...

The latest breakthrough in palaeontology has revealed that the mighty Tyrannosaurus looked a little different to how we previously imagined. Sure, it still had dinky little arms, a long tail & fearsome jaws
- but now we know it was also covered in a lush & luxurious green fur-coat! Celebrate this wild new discovery & bring a little prehistoric chic into your living space with the Chia Saurus Planter.
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The latest breakthrough in palaeontology has revealed that the mighty Tyrannosaurus looked a little different to how we previously imagined. Sure, it still had dinky little arms, a long tail & fearsome jaws – but now we know it was also covered in a lush & luxurious green fur-coat! Celebrate this wild new discovery & bring a little prehistoric chic into your living space with the Chia Saurus Planter. The kit comes with everything you need, simply cover this magnificent creature with moist chia seeds
- add a little water & sunlight
- & he'll be blossoming with a full bushy bodysuit within 1-2 weeks! But what happens once you’ve harvested your first batch of tasty seedlings? Just grab some more chia seeds from your local supermarket & do it all over again!

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