In our darkest hour – climate crisis, horrendous global pandemic, Donald Trump – the world is crying out for the unlikeliest of superheroes.... the Blobfish Stress Ball Just take this hideously adorable creature in your hands, close your eyes, take a deep breath, & give him a nice big cuddle squeeze the living daylights out of him. He won't judge, he's just grateful for the company & human contact. He lives to serve & he'll quickly "re-inflate" back to his usual plump self, ready to be crushed into oblivion & relieve your anxieties allll over again.