Beer Cancake: Okay so this beer can might not give you the classic 'pssht!' sound as you tug back the ring pull, but it will open up to reveal a delicious beer-flavoured cake sensation! ...

Okay so this beer can might not give you the classic 'pssht!' sound as you tug back the ring pull, but it will open up to reveal a delicious beer-flavoured cake sensation! Our Beer Cancake is h&-made in Germany using traditional methods & high-quality ingredients, & because it's baked right in the can it has a natural shelf life of up to 18 months
- without the need for any nasty additives, stabilisers, colourings or raising agents! Better still, it's ready to devour straight out of the can! So whether you're saying good luck, thanks, sorry or simply sharing the love – do it with the glorious gift of beer-infused CAKE! We've even thrown in a candle to make it the perfect birthday surprise! Want to sample some of our other tasty tinned treats? Make sure you check out the full range of Cancakes.
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Dunno about you but we're going to light up these Beer Candles & say a little prayer each night until the pubs reopen. ...

Dunno about you but we're going to light up these Beer Candles & say a little prayer each night until the pubs reopen. ...

Dunno about you but we're going to light up these Beer Candles & say a little prayer each night until the pubs reopen. ...

Ever feel like you're just rotating between the same old brews? It's time to branch out & let your beer tastes blossom, with the Beer Cap Magnetic Tree! This boozy marvel of nature harnesses the power of magnetism to give your discarded bottle tops a new lease of life! Just place (or casually fling) your beer caps near the top of the trunk & they'll 'stick' & gather to form a glorious bushy tree. The more beer you drink, the more magnificent the tree becomes
- it's genius! & it doesn't even have to be beer, you could cultivate your own fancy Coca-Cola tree, or show off your penchant for expensive tonic water.
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Beer Chocolate
- This bar of Belgian milk chocolate is such a realistic likeness of a pint that it even has a (white chocolate)
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Contrary to popular belief, the head is a crucial part of any good beer. But far too often we find ourselves sipping on bubbly abominations topped off with woefully inferior froth. Thankfully the Beer Foamer is here to revolutionise the whole beer-drinking experience & give your pint the delicious creamy crown it deserves. ...

When it comes to giving gifts, apparently it’s just the thought that counts. Well, we disagree. First you have to figure out what to get. Which is hard enough when you actually like the person, but what if they’re just an acquaintance, or even worse, a family member? Then you actually have to find the present
- whether in the crush of people at a store, or in your pants on the Internet
- & then you have to wrap it & give it to the lucky sod. Luckily, you’ve got a secret weapon. Our new & enhanced Themed Mystery Boxes. That’s right! Whether you’re lazy, lost or just lacking inspiration, we’ve got you covered. Simply choose a theme, & we’ll h&-pick a selection of Firebox products, saving you the hassle & over 25% off the normal retail price. Take advantage of delivery & gift wrap & then sit back & bask in the praise & adoration, (and act like you put a lot of thought into it).

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Beer Popcorn
- Joe & Seph have only bloody gone & done it again! & by ‘it’, we mean another fabulous grown-up popcorn! Say
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