Avocado Pocket Pal Warmer

Product Description

Feeling cold on the go & don’t avo’ pair of gloves to keep you warm? You need this. Pop him in the microwave to unleash a wave of heat as ambient as a Mexican summer. He’ll keep your hands warm all winter long & make you cosier than being wrapped up in a blanket burrito. Unlike the real deal, this guy doesn’t bruise, won’t go off when you finally go to eat him, doesn’t contain a big stone, & won’t be better if you mash him together with lime & salt. In fact, definitely don’t mash him. His warm little innards will go everywhere & he won’t even taste nice on your toast.