Johnny Depp Clock The Johnny Depp Clock measures around 19.5 cm x 22 cm x 2 cm. It is made from cardboard with a quartz clock movement on the back & metal hands. The clock takes 1 x AA battery (not included). Copyright & appropriate & correct licenses have been obtained from third party copyright owners. A fantastic Birthday gift for women! Warning: Not a Toy Min Age: 3 Years Key Product

Features: The Johnny Depp Clock measures around 19.5 cm x 22 cm x 2 cm, It is made from cardboard with a quartz clock movement on the back & metal hands, The clock takes 1 x AA battery (not included), Copyright & appropriate & correct licenses have been obtained from third party copyright owners, A fantastic Birthday gift for women!,

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Joke Fart Button The Joke Fart Button is here! Air-fresheners at the ready folks. The Joke Fart Button will warn those around you of suspicious smells & let them take action before it’s too late! The Joke Fart Button smells DANGER! Warn the masses of those gassy passes with the hilariously handy Joke Fart Button! About The Joke Fart Button The Joke Fart Button is a big bold red funny button that screams out warning phrases of looming farts when you press it!
- 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 *FART*...whoops!
- *FART* Woops that one just slipped out!
- *QUIET FART* Ooh, silent but violent!
- Ah, the distinct bouquet...*FART* of ass!
- *FART* Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark! The

Dimensions of the Joke Fart Button are 7 x 7 x 4xm (approximately) The suitable age range for the Joke Fart Button is open to anyone willing to alert those around them of the awful stink! Batteries required for the Joke Fart Button are 2 x AAA batteries (included). Please select from the drop down menu above which button you would like or why not buy all 3! The trouble with them is, they’re just so hard to spot! So sneaky! So devious. We all know someone like it. Those Gone With the Wind types that just can’t keep it to themselves! With the Joke Fart Button you can trap them in their tracks & make sure they never let one go again! With just one press of this bad boy, people will know when to flee as it lights up & sounds out hilarious phrases so you can catch that sneaky skunk! Conveniently slipped into a coat pocket or kept handily on your office desk, the Joke Fart Button will alert those around you of your doubtful presence & the crucial moment when you’ve just had enough & have to declare someone’s created a stink! There’ll be no more excuses with the Joke Fart Button! No more blaming countryside air or taking the denial route! The Joke Fart Button promises to source out that stench quick & easy! With lights & sounds that guarantee big laughs! How embarrassing for them, How enjoyable for you! Gong that pong with the Joke Fart Button! What’s in The Joke Fart Button Packet? One Joke Fart Button, including 2 x AAA batteries. Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Joke Fart Button






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Joker Style Scary Clown Mask If you want to scare the pants off other party-goers or even just people in the office, the Joker mask is sure to do just that. Printed masks from the Mask-arade collection are produced in full colour to a very high quality. In the movie, the Joker was created as a combination of bad attitude & toxic chemicals, but thankfully all you need to recreate the effect is a cardboard mask. Nowadays Axis Chemicals would probably be sued if Jack Napier were to fall into a vat of acid, but luckily for them, such litigation wasnt so commonplace. The simplest & cheapest of Halloween accessories for fancy dress, a halloween mask is often all it takes to turn an ordinary person into a scary horror character without having to apply make-up! Key Product

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Jokes Toilet Roll Into your toilet humour? Like your crap jokes? Like to giggle while you piddle? The Jokes Toilet Roll is a loo roll of laughs for your bathroom! This Jokes Toilet Roll is just what the title states, a toilet roll with piles of jokes, ready for your amusement/ nose blowing/ wipeage. A hilarious novelty gift for anyone who enjoys a good read in the bathroom or someone who needs a bit of cheering up, this toilet paper will have them in stitches! Jokes Toilet Roll The Jokes Toilet Roll is packed full of jokes, right to the last piece The toilet roll measures approx 10 cm x 9 cm x 9 cm The novelty toilet paper is a fantastic gift for ages 4 to 140! We all need a good laugh & this Jokes Toilet Roll is a great way to laugh on the loo. Throw away all those old Readers Digests & stick this by your throne instead. Great fun for all the family & a fantastic alternative to a box of tissues on your work desk, the Jokes Toilet Roll will have you wetting yourself with laughter (not guaranteed unless you have a full bladder). What’s in the Jokes Toilet Roll box? 1 x Jokes Toilet Roll Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Jokes Toilet Roll
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Joseph Joseph Adjustable Rolling Pin This fabulous Joseph Joseph Adjustable Rolling Pin takes the guesswork out of preparing pizza, pie bases & pastry. It comes with three sets of removable discs that cleverly raise the rolling surface by different amounts, to create the required pastry thickness. This can be set at either 2mm, 6mm or 10mm. This ingenious device also ensures that the dough is rolled to an even thickness throughout & to the exact size required. The Rolling Pin by Joseph Joseph will have all pastry cooks saying “ Why on earth didn’t I think of that?” It’s simple, yet oh so clever design means that you can roll out an even depth of dough. This means that you no longer have to despair when your pastry tears, because you’ve rolled it too thinly! So for anyone who loves baking pies & making pastries, then this Joseph Joseph Adjustable Rolling Pin would make the perfect cooking gift! Joseph Joseph Adjustable Rolling Pin This ingeniously designed wooden Rolling Pin takes the guesswork out of preparing pizza, pie & pastry! Comes with 3 sets of removable discs that raise the rolling surface by different amounts, to create the desired thickness Enables you to roll to an even thickness of either 2mm, 6mm or 10mm Rolling pin is made from Beech & should be washed by hand & dried naturally Measures approx 42 cm x 7 cm x 7 cm Discs & green locking nuts are dishwasher safe A superbly innovative kitchen gadget from award winning designers Joseph Joseph Makes wonderfully clever gifts for cooks Whats in the Joseph Joseph Adjustable Rolling Pin Box? 1 x Adjustable Rolling Pin (wooden) Why You Should Buy From Us! Low price guarantee Loyalty points of future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Joseph Joseph Adjustable Rolling Pin ...

Joseph Joseph Arena Self-draining Dishrack
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Joseph Joseph Arena Self-Draining Compact Dish Drainer
- White/ Green The innovative, compact design of this stylish dishrack
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Joseph Joseph Baking Set If you like to bake then you will love this Baking Set brought to you by Joseph Joseph. Perfect for those of us who love everything to be pink, this delightful kitchen gift set

Includes:: essential baking equipment such as Rolling Pin & Kitchen Timer, & all in a fantastic shade of Pink! These are the perfect girly baking accessories. So if you love to bake whilst being pretty in pink, then you are bound to love this silicone cookware. Joseph Joseph make kitchen items that are both incredibly useful, & great looking. Joseph Joseph kitchenware is a great gift for any occasion, whether a stocking filler or a surprise birthday gift. You are sure to get a good reaction with this because silicone bakeware always looks very sleek on the kitchen worktop. So, what are you waiting for? This fab Joseph Joseph kitchenware is an ideal gift whatever the occasion. Key Product

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Boombox Glass Worktop Saver by Joseph Joseph Forget house or garage music, put the beat back into your kitchen with this glass chopping board from Joseph Joseph! Our favourite kitchen utensil designers have come up trumps yet agai n by adding a marvellous musical twist to chopping boards! This awesome worktop saver features a Boombox design & is made from really strong glass. It has non-slip rubber feet & is safe to go into the dishwasher. Even if you don't wash it between vegetables it is still hygienic & resistant to odour & stains. Just like a ghetto blaster, this glass surface protector is striking & funky. OK, so it won't play tapes on it (there's very little that will, these days), but you can certainly slice a few carrots on it. It can also protect your surfaces from hot pots & pans. So if you want a home gift that combines style, fun & practicality then this Glass Worktop Saver is perfect. Anyone who remembers the technology of the 80s will have a blast using this hip hop worktop chop stopper Key Product

Features: Black Boombox design, Made from toughened glass, Non-slip rubber feet. Hygienic, odour & stain-resistant work surface, Dishwasher safe, Measures approx 30 cm x 40 cm x 0.4 cm,

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