Admit it, you always wished you’d grown up in a zoo. If for no other reason, just imagine all of the great excuses you could’ve given your school teachers: “A seal ate my homework.” “ Sorry I’m late, the racoons were partying all night.” “ An elephant stomped on my house.” The list goes on. But alas, you can finally fill that creature-shaped hole in your heart with a kitsch-tastic animal bag from Dutch designers De Kunstboer. They’re guaranteed to detract attention away from truancy issues & the like—whether you’re still in school or you’re all grown up.