In a split second, you could lose all your photos, videos, emails, programs, critical files & shortcuts. But thanks to Acronis True Image Home 2012, every bit of data can be recovered & your entire system can be restored to its original shape, quickly & easily. So much can go wrong with your computer, such as accidental file deletions, system viruses & total hard-disk failures. Having a complete PC-backup solution is critical. Having one thats fast, effective & incredibly simple is even better! ...

In a split second, you could lose all your photos, videos, emails, programs, critical files & shortcuts. But thanks to Acronis True Image Home 2012, every bit of data can be recovered & your entire system can be restored to its original shape, quickly & easily. So much can go wrong with your computer, such as accidental file deletions, system viruses & total hard-disk failures. Having a complete PC-backup solution is critical. Having one thats fast, effective & incredibly simple is even better! ...

Its a whole new vision for backup. It’s the latest sync technologies. It’s cloud storage. Its a new True Image supporting new devices. & its easy to try now — whether youre installing it for the first time, or upgrading from a previous version. True Image 2013 by Acronis protects your photos, documents, music, mail, programs, contacts, calendars, & more. It stores your content in a secure online location & syncs it with your devices. True Image 2013 is safe, reliable, easy. ...

Its a whole new vision for backup. It’s the latest sync technologies. It’s cloud storage. Its a new True Image supporting new devices. & its easy to try now — whether youre installing it for the first time, or upgrading from a previous version. True Image 2013 by Acronis protects your photos, documents, music, mail, programs, contacts, calendars, & more. It stores your content in a secure online location & syncs it with your devices. True Image 2013 is safe, reliable, easy. ...

Acronis True Image 2014 is an integrated software suite that ensures the security of all of the information on your PC. It can back up the operating system, applications, settings & all of your data, while also securely destroying any confidential data you no longer need. With this software, you can back up selected files & folders, settings & messages of Microsoft email clients or even the entire disk drive or selected partitions. Online backup will allow you to store your files & disks on a remote storage. Your data will be protected even if your computer is lost, stolen or destroyed. Acronis Nonstop Backup continuously saves changes in your system & files, as often as every five minutes, so you can rollback easily to any point in time if needed. Acronis True Image 2014 provides you with all the essential tools to recover your computer system should a disaster occur, such as losing data, accidentally deleting critical files or folders, or suffering a complete hard disk crash. With the unique technology developed by Acronis & implemented in Acronis True Image 2014 you can perform exact, sector-by-sector disk backups. Such backups include all operating systems, applications & configuration files, personal settings, and data. Acronis True Image 2014 helps you protect your identity as well. Simply deleting old data will not remove it permanently from your computer. Acronis True Image 2014

Includes:: Acronis Drive Cleanser that permanently destroys files & wipes personal information from partitions and/or entire disks, as well as the System Clean-up tool that cleans up your Windows system of all traces of user activity. When performing scheduled backups, Acronis True Image 2014 automatically selects a backup mode (full, incremental, differential), in accordance with the backup scheme set by the user. You can store backups on almost any PC storage device. Windows-style interface & wizards will make your work easier. Just perform a few simple steps & let Acronis True Image 2014 take care of everything else! When a system problem occurs, the software will get you up & running in no time.

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The most complete backup solution! Protect everything with full image backup on Windows & Mac: the operating system, programs, settings, files, & boot information. Back up to external drives, NAS devices, network shares, & the cloud. Back up phones & tablets. Back up Facebook. Remotely back up for others. Active ransomware protection is included. Acronis Active Protection Ensure constant data availability even when faced with a ransomware attack. Patent-pending Acronis Active Protection uses industry-leading techniques to actively detect & neutralize ransomware attacks to protect your files, backups, & software from loss due to ransomware. Active Protection works in the background, has minimal impact to system performance, & doesnt conflict with antivirus software & Windows Defender. Acronis Notary Be assured the data you backed up is unchanged
- that it is identical, bit-by-bit, with what you originally backed up. Acronis Notary technology leverages Blockchain technology from Ethereum to generate a unique certificate so that a day, month, or years from now you can be assured a file you have is identical to the one originally backed up. Acronis A Sign Do you want to have one or more people electronically sign a document youve backed up? Use Acronis A Sign to request an electronic signature. Digitally capture the signatures & generate a unique certificate that contains images of the signatures, times tamps, & other information. That certificate is an audit trail that can be at any time be verified as authentic using blockchain technology. Enhanced security Acronis True Image Next Generation ensures that files are secure against intervention or alteration. Advanced algorithms encrypt data wherever it is located & while files are in-transit. Whether local or cloud, whether Windows or Mac OS, whether i OS or Android or even Facebook backups, files are encrypted with military grade algorithms. Full image back up Create an exact replica of an entire disk or a selected partition to enable fast recovery or migration to another computer. File & folder backup Back up selected files & folders rather than a full image backup for those times when you dont want to back up everything. Powerful recovery options Recover everything. Recover a file or a folder. Recover mobile device content. View backup hierarchies & files securely from anywhere via a web browser. No interruption back up Backup operations are performed in the background with your system running. They dont affect performance so you can work during back up. Multiple backup plans Schedule as many different backup plans as needed. Schedule full backups on a daily or weekly basis, while backing up certain folders more frequently
- or even continuously. Configure backups to multiple destinations for better protection. You can even manage backup plans remotely. Flexible backup schemes Create a complete backup every time. Or use version chain, incremental, differential or custom schemes based on your requirements for speed & storage. Bootable media/universal restore Recover disk image backups to any hardware. Ensure the backup can be recovered using Acronis driver injection technology that enables you to start up a system on a new computer. Resize & reorder partitions during recovery if necessary. End-to-end encryption & password Ensure your privacy with military-grade AES-256 encryption. Data can be encrypted on site, in-transit, & in the cloud. & regardless of platform, encryption is available. Fast, powerful search Search for files within local & cloud backups, archives. Make sure you are recovering from the correct backup to save time. Or recover one file
- the correct one
- instead of having to recover an entire backup & then search. Dual protection Back up your computers & mobile devices to local & external drives & Acronis Cloud Storage to get the maximum level of protection. Local drives are useful for fast recovery. Cloud is always available & accessible from anywhere. Manage backup plans remotely Configure backups & review status for any computer or mobile device regardless of location. Great for family or home office data protection. Ultra-fast upload Acronis True Image uses a proprietary multi-stream, multi-threaded uploading technology & network protocol parameters optimization to ensure the fastest cloud backup possible in the context of your available broadband upload speed. Web access from any device Always have access to your files from any device. Never again have to return home or to the office to pick up a computer if you only need one file. Back up your mobile device content Mobile phone operating systems take care of applications & settings. Acronis protects photos, videos, contacts, reminders, & calendar appointments. Mobile data protection with a flexibility unavailable in native solutions. Wireless backup to local computer When a mobile device is on the same Wi-Fi network as your PC or Mac, backup can start automatically & wirelessly. Browse your mobile phone content from the computer.



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The most complete backup solution! Protect everything with full image backup on Windows & Mac: the operating system, programs, settings, files, & boot information. Back up to external drives, NAS devices, network shares, & the cloud. Back up phones & tablets. Back up Facebook. Remotely back up for others. Active ransomware protection is included. Acronis Active Protection Ensure constant data availability even when faced with a ransomware attack. Patent-pending Acronis Active Protection uses industry-leading techniques to actively detect & neutralize ransomware attacks to protect your files, backups, & software from loss due to ransomware. Active Protection works in the background, has minimal impact to system performance, & doesnt conflict with antivirus software & Windows Defender. Acronis Notary Be assured the data you backed up is unchanged
- that it is identical, bit-by-bit, with what you originally backed up. Acronis Notary technology leverages Blockchain technology from Ethereum to generate a unique certificate so that a day, month, or years from now you can be assured a file you have is identical to the one originally backed up. Acronis A Sign Do you want to have one or more people electronically sign a document youve backed up? Use Acronis A Sign to request an electronic signature. Digitally capture the signatures & generate a unique certificate that contains images of the signatures, times tamps, & other information. That certificate is an audit trail that can be at any time be verified as authentic using blockchain technology. Enhanced security Acronis True Image Next Generation ensures that files are secure against intervention or alteration. Advanced algorithms encrypt data wherever it is located & while files are in-transit. Whether local or cloud, whether Windows or Mac OS, whether i OS or Android or even Facebook backups, files are encrypted with military grade algorithms. Full image back up Create an exact replica of an entire disk or a selected partition to enable fast recovery or migration to another computer. File & folder backup Back up selected files & folders rather than a full image backup for those times when you dont want to back up everything. Powerful recovery options Recover everything. Recover a file or a folder. Recover mobile device content. View backup hierarchies & files securely from anywhere via a web browser. No interruption back up Backup operations are performed in the background with your system running. They dont affect performance so you can work during back up. Multiple backup plans Schedule as many different backup plans as needed. Schedule full backups on a daily or weekly basis, while backing up certain folders more frequently
- or even continuously. Configure backups to multiple destinations for better protection. You can even manage backup plans remotely. Flexible backup schemes Create a complete backup every time. Or use version chain, incremental, differential or custom schemes based on your requirements for speed & storage. Bootable media/universal restore Recover disk image backups to any hardware. Ensure the backup can be recovered using Acronis driver injection technology that enables you to start up a system on a new computer. Resize & reorder partitions during recovery if necessary. End-to-end encryption & password Ensure your privacy with military-grade AES-256 encryption. Data can be encrypted on site, in-transit, & in the cloud. & regardless of platform, encryption is available. Fast, powerful search Search for files within local & cloud backups, archives. Make sure you are recovering from the correct backup to save time. Or recover one file
- the correct one
- instead of having to recover an entire backup & then search. Dual protection Back up your computers & mobile devices to local & external drives & Acronis Cloud Storage to get the maximum level of protection. Local drives are useful for fast recovery. Cloud is always available & accessible from anywhere. Manage backup plans remotely Configure backups & review status for any computer or mobile device regardless of location. Great for family or home office data protection. Ultra-fast upload Acronis True Image uses a proprietary multi-stream, multi-threaded uploading technology & network protocol parameters optimization to ensure the fastest cloud backup possible in the context of your available broadband upload speed. Web access from any device Always have access to your files from any device. Never again have to return home or to the office to pick up a computer if you only need one file. Back up your mobile device content Mobile phone operating systems take care of applications & settings. Acronis protects photos, videos, contacts, reminders, & calendar appointments. Mobile data protection with a flexibility unavailable in native solutions. Wireless backup to local computer When a mobile device is on the same Wi-Fi network as your PC or Mac, backup can start automatically & wirelessly. Browse your mobile phone content from the computer.



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The most complete backup solution! Protect everything with full image backup on Windows & Mac: the operating system, programs, settings, files, & boot information. Back up to external drives, NAS devices, network shares, & the cloud. Back up phones & tablets. Back up Facebook. Remotely back up for others. Active ransomware protection is included. Acronis Active Protection Ensure constant data availability even when faced with a ransomware attack. Patent-pending Acronis Active Protection uses industry-leading techniques to actively detect & neutralize ransomware attacks to protect your files, backups, & software from loss due to ransomware. Active Protection works in the background, has minimal impact to system performance, & doesnt conflict with antivirus software & Windows Defender. Acronis Notary Be assured the data you backed up is unchanged
- that it is identical, bit-by-bit, with what you originally backed up. Acronis Notary technology leverages Blockchain technology from Ethereum to generate a unique certificate so that a day, month, or years from now you can be assured a file you have is identical to the one originally backed up. Acronis A Sign Do you want to have one or more people electronically sign a document youve backed up? Use Acronis A Sign to request an electronic signature. Digitally capture the signatures & generate a unique certificate that contains images of the signatures, times tamps, & other information. That certificate is an audit trail that can be at any time be verified as authentic using blockchain technology. Enhanced security Acronis True Image Next Generation ensures that files are secure against intervention or alteration. Advanced algorithms encrypt data wherever it is located & while files are in-transit. Whether local or cloud, whether Windows or Mac OS, whether i OS or Android or even Facebook backups, files are encrypted with military grade algorithms. Full image back up Create an exact replica of an entire disk or a selected partition to enable fast recovery or migration to another computer. File & folder backup Back up selected files & folders rather than a full image backup for those times when you dont want to back up everything. Powerful recovery options Recover everything. Recover a file or a folder. Recover mobile device content. View backup hierarchies & files securely from anywhere via a web browser. No interruption back up Backup operations are performed in the background with your system running. They dont affect performance so you can work during back up. Multiple backup plans Schedule as many different backup plans as needed. Schedule full backups on a daily or weekly basis, while backing up certain folders more frequently
- or even continuously. Configure backups to multiple destinations for better protection. You can even manage backup plans remotely. Flexible backup schemes Create a complete backup every time. Or use version chain, incremental, differential or custom schemes based on your requirements for speed & storage. Bootable media/universal restore Recover disk image backups to any hardware. Ensure the backup can be recovered using Acronis driver injection technology that enables you to start up a system on a new computer. Resize & reorder partitions during recovery if necessary. End-to-end encryption & password Ensure your privacy with military-grade AES-256 encryption. Data can be encrypted on site, in-transit, & in the cloud. & regardless of platform, encryption is available. Fast, powerful search Search for files within local & cloud backups, archives. Make sure you are recovering from the correct backup to save time. Or recover one file
- the correct one
- instead of having to recover an entire backup & then search. Dual protection Back up your computers & mobile devices to local & external drives & Acronis Cloud Storage to get the maximum level of protection. Local drives are useful for fast recovery. Cloud is always available & accessible from anywhere. Manage backup plans remotely Configure backups & review status for any computer or mobile device regardless of location. Great for family or home office data protection. Ultra-fast upload Acronis True Image uses a proprietary multi-stream, multi-threaded uploading technology & network protocol parameters optimization to ensure the fastest cloud backup possible in the context of your available broadband upload speed. Web access from any device Always have access to your files from any device. Never again have to return home or to the office to pick up a computer if you only need one file. Back up your mobile device content Mobile phone operating systems take care of applications & settings. Acronis protects photos, videos, contacts, reminders, & calendar appointments. Mobile data protection with a flexibility unavailable in native solutions. Wireless backup to local computer When a mobile device is on the same Wi-Fi network as your PC or Mac, backup can start automatically & wirelessly. Browse your mobile phone content from the computer.



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Acronis VMPFBPUKS vm Protect 6 License (Boxed) Get the most benefits from VMware v Sphere by using a solution that is specifically designed for it. Agentless backup with VADP, Changed Block Tracking (CBT), hot-plug & direct SAN access
- all this make VMware backup & recovery fast & efficient. Choose the deployment option that best suits your needs: use simple safe-contained Virtual Appliance or install on a Windows machine to offload processing from ESX (i) servers. Unlimited P2V migrations at no additional cost make your journey towards virtual environment safe & pleasant. You can instantly boot a VM & recover it in seconds. In addition, built-in backup validation verifies that backups are not corrupted to guarantee successful recovery.
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