USPlabs Pink Magic™
Instant Underground Legend. Buzz built so fast tabloids are jealous. So Bad Ass We Had To Make It Pink.
Like A Lost Treasure Chest
As legend has it, the Pink Magic formula was sitting at USP’s headquarters for over a year, untouched & hidden, as it was delivered while away on business & lost in the shuffle...
Once discovered, USPlabs employee/product tester extraordinaire & workout freak Joe Simone was given a bottle & all was forgotten...
... Remember, dozens of herbs are tested per year with just a select few making the cut...
Then Joes email hit our inbox – " Ok, you guys need to come clean. What the %^*!s in these pink pills & how can I get more?" writes Joe
... And the name USPlabs Pink Magic was born...
Could It Really Be THIS Good?
Joe is brutally honest & he does train like a madman with his eating on point, but maybe hes a hyper-responder? Only one way to find out: test!
Tests come back with flying colors.
Pink Magic contains just a few key ingredients done right, not the kitchen-sink approach or sprinkled prairie-dust to try & make the formula look better...
You Better Bring Your "A" Game
I want to be perfectly clear: Pink Magic isnt for dudes that train biceps 6 times per week and wouldnt know a squat if it dropkicked them across the face...
Will Pink Magic give you a "sick pump bro" if you just blast guns every day? Sure...
... But dont insult it like that. Thats not why we released it...
We released it because:
A. Its awesome
B. The feedback by dozens & dozens of testers screaming for more after they ran it.
These were serious lifters who know their bodies & know when something is working...
... Not some clowns with ILS (Imaginary Lat Syndrome in case you were wondering)...
If youre offended by my last sentence, then tough cookies. Go drink some pump juice & carry on with your Ron Burgundy-like concentration curls...
But if you train hard (or are willing to – well provide the blueprint) then strap on your seatbelt
- youre about to go on a ride you wont soon forget...