HARNESS THE STRENGTH OF A SILVERBACK GORILLA Classic shape with new levels of style & performance. We designed these shades to look good & fit comfortably on your face whether youre hopping over flames or flippin tires. Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug & light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. All Fun. ...

Classic shape with new levels of style & performance. We designed these shades to look good & fit comfortably on your face whether youre haulin ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug & light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. All Fun. ...

Classic shape with new levels of style & performance. We designed these shades to look good & fit comfortably on your face whether youre haulin ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug & light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. All Fun. ...

With sweet tea lenses & non-slip lemonade frames these beauties are a perfect blend of performance & fashion. FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “ Flamingo Eye™ Technology.” All the HD contrast & performance without any of the self-importance. FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY: Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one NO SLIP: We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.** Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug & lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while youre swinging out of your shoes. NO SQUIRRELS ...

Classic shape with new levels of style & performance. We designed these shades to look good & fit comfortably on your face whether youre haulin ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug & light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. All Fun. ...

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS Hades gets a bad wrap. Lets compliment the God of the Dead.1.GREAT ruler. The Underworld attracts more than 50 million permanent visitors a year!2. HE HAS A DOGGO!!! When Cerberus gives Hades three-headed dog kisses its so cute.3. Hes not petty or vain. So he probably wont like these compliments. Oh well! Hades Gonna Hate*.* These sunglasses wont slip or bounce while crossing the river Styx. Specifications Mirrored Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug & light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. All Fun. ...

FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG Sometimes they wear tuxedos. Sometimes they wear tweed jackets. Depends on the vibe. They like their coffee mugs secretly full of wine shaken not stirred. Not sure why. It makes a lot of stains. & theyre not fast lovers. Theyre very slow. Like turtles. Reeeaaalllyy taking their time. These sunnies wont slip or bounce while you you sip secret wine & make turtle-like love to a fellow doctor. (WE ARE TOO REAL DOCTORS MOM & DAD!!!) No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug & light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. No Dissertation: no one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet. ...

FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG Have you ever dreamed of starting your life over as a prospector on an off-world colony mining orgone crystals in outer space?! This gray double bridge round sunglasses can be considered a writeoff then. Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug & light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. No Dissertation: no one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet. ...

Oh you thought the tortoise was slow? Clearly you have been reading too many of that Aesop guy’s lies! The truth is when you spray a little WD40 on a tortoise’s shell flip it on its back & send it down a hill well they are FAST AS SHELL.* As will you be when you throw on these blue-lensed tortoiseshell shades! Your move Hare.* (We do not condone the use of WD40 on live turtles. This is just a joke people.) RUNWAY GOODRS: RUNNING + STYLE Runway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye & eat it too! No Slip: Lightly-textured silicone earpieces use the all new goodr Cat Tongue Technology to offer enhanced protection against slippage. No Bounce: Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight yet snug with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running. All Polarised: Glare-reducing polarised lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. All Fashion: Look like a model while youre running. Isnt that why youre taking all those running selfies? No Catcalls: We aspire to the day we can guarantee that you wont be whistled at on the street; sadly we cannot make that guarantee. We CAN however guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat. ...

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS This is Ares. He has like... no chill. Dont piss him off unless you want him to jab you with that pointy spear. He is filled with rage & he loves gore. We just hope youve had your tetanus shot. Although no tetanus shot is required for these Ares Has Like... No Chill sunnies. Specifications Mirrored Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug & light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. All Fun. ...