We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason we have dubbed our golf-specific lens Flamingo Eye™ Technology. All the HD contrast & performance without any of the self-importance. Carl the Flamingo doesnt understand golf scoring
- who wants to be negative when you can be flamboyantly positive +1!? Besides would you rather have a dapper Carl laser-etched onto your UV-blocking smoke lenses or a friggin bogey? Pfff...youre welcome. FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY: Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one NO SLIP: We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.** Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug & lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while youre swinging out of your shoes. NO SQUIRRELS
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We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason we have dubbed our golf-specific lens Flamingo Eye™ Technology. All the HD contrast & performance without any of the self-importance. Preparing to head out for 18 holes with your crew when HOLY SH&%! you cant find your lucky sweater vest! You know the one youve worn to every round since that one day you flamingoed every. Single. Hole. Dont Fret. You can wrap your face in the lucky comfort of these argyle shades & continue to enjoy Flamingo Domination on the green! FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY: Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one NO SLIP: We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.** Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug & lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while youre swinging out of your shoes. NO SQUIRRELS ...

We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason we have dubbed our golf-specific lens Flamingo Eye™ Technology. All the HD contrast & performance without any of the self-importance. Your blood is worthless. Do you even know your type? Luckily a certain Tiger has O+ which is a universal donor. FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY: Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one NO SLIP: We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.** Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug & lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while youre swinging out of your shoes. NO SQUIRRELS ...

INTRODUCING I DO TO THE OPEN BAR Do you lonely single person take this boring weddings open bar to be your nightlong partner to perch at & abuse from this moment forward for happy-drunk & for sad-drunk for awkward comments to friends & for awkward comments to strangers in sickness tonight & in sickness tomorrow to love deeply & to twerk on top of till security drags you out of the banquet hall kicking & screaming? Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug & light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. All Fun. ...

Classic shape with new levels of style & performance. We designed these shades to look good & fit comfortably on your face whether youre haulin ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug & light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. All Fun. ...

Classic shape with new levels of style & performance. We designed these shades to look good & fit comfortably on your face whether you’re rocking your favorite iconic goodrs or jamming on your favorite workout. Before the phoenix became an endangered species this was the colloquial term for hair o the dog. Then sip we mean slip on these robust red shades with a delicate hint of orange & yellow feather trim & a lens fire burnt as if it rose from the ashes. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug & light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. All Fun. ...

Classic shape with new levels of style & performance. We designed these shades to look good & fit comfortably on your face whether you’re rocking your favorite iconic goodrs or jamming on your favorite workout. .. . Well see you there! You can bet your damned asses well be rocking these remixed black shades with pitchfork design & amber reflective lenses down there until well Hell freezes over. Which... it probably wont. So yeah for eternity. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug & light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. All Fun. ...

" After procuring the requisite saltwater taffy/mescaline composite Mick & Keith went for a jog in the black of night & came across a river so blue they could barely believe it." Classic shape with new levels of style & performance. We designed these shades to look good & fit comfortably on your face whether youre haulin ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug & light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. All Fun. ...

Classic shape with new levels of style & performance. We designed these shades to look good & fit comfortably on your face whether youre haulin ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug & light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses & UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA & UVB rays. All Fun. ...