It's the same old same old, what do you buy the brainless zombie in your life who only seems interested in feasting on your flesh? Twinkies of course! That's right isn't it, zombies like human flesh & Twinkies? Each ringpull can of Emergency Zombie Survival Rations contains 2 fresh Twinkies, with the current best before date well into March 2014. " Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. Some day very soon, Life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go... empty. "