There's nothing like a delicious, moist, homemade cake to brighten up even the darkest of days. But when you don't have a cake to h&, there's always this Betty Crocker lip balm. Bursting with your favorite yellow cake flavours, this lip balm not only moisturises, but it tastes good too! With the authentic Betty Crocker packaging, this lip balm even looks the part! Just a word for the wise: side effects may include excessive lip-licking, sighs of delight & a stupidly wide grin! ...

Any Breaking Bad fan is going to love one of these in their Christmas stocking. 100% pure formulation, these Big Bad Blu Rock Candies are not an official product & they are marked "flavour uncertain" can you guess what it is? They look & taste great. Cybercandy exclusive! ...

The Red Cup is to US party culture what the class US Chinese Takeout box is to US Food Culture. This classic American icon has a bit part in just about every party featured in every US movie & TV Show. The Red Cup has become a cult item in its own right with a ton of songs written about it, with the most famous being Red Solo Cup by Toby Keith, but our favourite is Red Cup by the UK's own Katy Tiz (search for it on Youtube). Here we have the perfect gift for a Red Cup fan an authentic US style Red Cup filled to the brim with 420 grams of delicious red candies including Foam Strawberries, Jelly Bones, Sour Strawberry Bites, Juicy Cherry Lips, Giant Strawberries & Nonpareil Strawberries, protected by a clear plastic dome in a presentation gift bag with printed card header. ...

The Big Red rock star of cream soda's! A taste of the Deep South in an authentic glass bottle all the way from the Lone Star ...

In 2009 the mysterious Satoshi Nakamoto created the world's first Cryptocurrency which has taken the world by storm & rocked the world's banks to their core. Fast forward 5 years & the future of chocolate money has arrived in the form of Bitecoin, the world's first chocolate cryptocurrency. Like every chocolate currency before it, it is transferable, divisable & edible
- but waaay cooler! Each 4 coins comes in a resealable silver clear plastic wallet. To order using Bitcoin send 0.01 BTC to: 1 Lw H Aj Zug 6 Lwea Vtbncs 8p Yn FZBXWw 9LEp then emai your transaction id & postal address for 4 chocolate Bitecoins inc postage. Non-UK addresses allow up to 30 days delivery.
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Get your freak on with this super-tart lemonade that packs a powerful punch. Not for the faint hearted, Skeleteens Black Lemonade 'tastes like lemon drops & looks like shoe polish'. It not only looks awesome, but turns your mouth black too. Don't worry it's only temporary. Made with pure cane sugar & packaged in a real glass bottle with a deadly label, black lemonade is a sour treat as a single drink, or a black mixer that livens up any cocktail. Do you dare to try it black? ...

A delicious treat for lovers of 'real' birch beer. Made from the same recipe for over 100 years, Boylans original birch beer is the epitome of nostalgia. Distinctively minty & sharp with a bite that will take you right back to an American childhood, even if you didn't have one. With a taste much like root beer, but made from herbal extracts including natural Yucca, & the actual bark sap of a real birch tree (distilled to produce birch oil), Boylans birch beer is an all-American favourite. Scrumptious. ...