Trying to keep worldly observations to condensed spurts of 140 characters Even the most dedicated twitter devotee needs to make time for their caffeine fix Complete with hash tag handle this mug is a gentle reminder to get back online for the latest updates Alternately try dragging yourself away from your computer long enough to have a good old fashioned gossip offline with your friends over a cup of coffee Itrsquos a drastic idea but you just might like it ...

Whether its a city break or trip to the countryside youre after this two night getaway has it all A break in the city gives you the opportunity to soak up some culture hit the shops & enjoy a night on the tiles With a visit to the countryside you can surround yourself with nature do some wildlife spotting & take some beautiful photographs No matter where you choose to visit this break will be one to remember This is a two night stay for two people Please note breakfast is not included & can be purchased at each location Locations are subject to change & availability Restrictions & supplements may apply please check when booking This break is available on selected days or months restrictions may apply to certain properties You must take your break before the voucher expiry Voucher valid until 1815VENUESAberdeenshire Inverurie Argyllshire Ballachulish Argyllshire Fort William Argyllshire Oban Avon Bristol Ayrshire Irvine Cambridgeshire Peterborough Derbyshire Belper Devon Exeter Devon Tiverton Dorset Bournemouth Durham Darlington Essex Colchester Flintshire Mold Gloucestershire Cirencester Gloucestershire Painswick Hampshire Burley Hampshire Lyndhurst Hampshire Southampton Hertfordshire Stevenage Kent Folkestone Kent Sittingbourne Lincolnshire Marston Norfolk Hickling Norfolk Kings Lynn Oxfordshire Near Wallingford Renfrewshire Langbank Shropshire Telford Somerset Bath Staffordshire Himley Suffolk Bury St Edmunds Warwickshire Leamington Spa Warwickshire Shipton-on-Stour Yorkshire Bradford Yorkshire Harrogate ...

Tyre Timepiece Clock Has your wife taken over the house with her feminine paraphernalia Or have the kids turned everything into an obstacle course Why not put more manly vibes back into your mans room with this Tyre Timepiece Clock The Tyre Timepiece is tyre-shaped
- you dont say The tyre is detailed & realistic & its stand is in the form of a road side hazard triangle The clock hands are shaped like a spanner & a screwdriver to remind you of just what a handyman you are
...

This Tardis Keyring has been shaped to replicate Dr Whos magical time travelling machine The die cast keyring & has a great tactile quality as well as boasting a high-level of detail They look great clipped to your keys The TARDIS teleports The Doctor through time & space Clip it your keys & get ready for another dimension ...

nbsp Oh how eighties just stick a pair of shoulder pads on it & call it Dynasty Ehhemanyway what would you say if we told you you could have that very same dancing equalizer effect on a funky T-shirt that actually flashes & jumps to the beat of your music Well you can with the T-qualiser T-shirt from thedoghousecouk Following the success of the original T-qualiser T-shirt weve managed to grab hold of the next breed the new generation of these funky shirts This brand new range has been developed to provide yet another ipod-like accessory to all you Apple freaks out there Not only do you get the animated graphic equalizer effect but you have your very own funky dancers carving up the dance floor right there on your chest The T-qualiser T-shirt is perfect for gigs concerts raves clubbing or just chilling out at home to your favourite tunes Each shirt comes with its own built-in power unit & sound sensor that is sewn magically into the pocket detail at the base of the shirt Ingenious Get dancing ...

The most fun addictive things in life are often very simple at heart Take table tennis for instance You dont need any sporting prowess to play you wont be tripped up by complicated & obscure rules but that just one more go feeling will keep you at the table for hours Add to that how competitive it becomes once you get a good rally going & you can say goodbye to your afternoon This full-size indoor table tennis conversion kit that will rest conveniently on top of any flat surface It instantly turns an empty space into a full-size table tennis court amp will easily store away in 2 separate pieces when not in use Its perfect for that games room garage or lounge & will keep you occupied for hours Including 2 bats 3 balls amp net it has everything youll need to get playing right away Add an extra dimension to your pool air hockey or dining table Official ITTF

Dimensions Features Official ITTF

Dimensions Empty space into a full-size table tennis court Easily stores away in 2 separate pieces when not in use Weight 42kg Size 274cm x 1525cm x 114cm



...

This novel Take a Break Food Tin is the ideal storage place for your emergency rations of biscuits chocolate & cakes Designed in bright red with the In an Emergency
- Take a Break logo you can keep your stash of snacks & goodies safe
- well safeish
- we bet everyone will suddenly develop an emergency to try & eat your snacks


...

Some people deserve the luxury of a day at the spa but never have the time or perhaps they are shy & prefer to relax & luxuriate ...

Maybe this is the way to get the person who empties the toilet roll to replace itnbsp You can record your own message on this Talking Toilet Roll so when the next person pulls the roll the message will be played Not for the feint heartednbsp After all we dont want Granny have heart failure thinking she is being watched do we Play a prank on visitors or leave love message for your partnernbsp Or for the sad leave yourself reminders Simply replace your currently toilet roll holder with this one & wait for the surprised faces ...

These are fantastic Tell them you had a lot to drink the night before & did not realize what you had done Take off your shirt to reveal both arms covered in a fantastic tattoo that looks as realistic as they come Avoid the pain & expense of a real tattoo these are great for parties fancy dress to frighten your girlfriend or mum there are endless options here Made of printed nylon these mould to your skin perfectly & will fit most people There are three styles available & they are easily pulled on & off You can even wash them And will definitely cause a stir when revealed Great Fun go on scare your boss mum & family Contents 2 Tattoo sleeves One of 3 styles sorry we cannot decide which one you get but they are all as good as each other ...