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Instant Crotch

The Inflatable Crotch is great for cheats and posers and is sure to cause a few raised eyebrows and smirks amongst your closest friends and almost definately amongst strangersSimply inflate out the box and place it - you know whereThe ladies will be unable to prevent themselves from staring in wonderWe would just like to point out the side effect which include but are not limited to an inflated ego and acting like an idiot - we cannot accept any responsibilies for these traitsnbsp It is also recommended you dont sit on anything sharp as you are highly likely to deflate - literally - before that young lady you have your eye onnbspnbspnbsp
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  • SKU: 17390
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The Inflatable Crotch is great for cheats & posers & is sure to cause a few raised eyebrows & smirks amongst your closest friends & almost definately amongst strangers Simply inflate out the box & place it
- you know where The ladies will be unable to prevent themselves from staring in wonder We would just like to point out the side effect which include but are not limited to an inflated ego & acting like an idiot
- we cannot accept any responsibilies for these traitsnbsp It is also recommended you dont sit on anything sharp as you are highly likely to deflate
- literally
- before that young lady you have your eye onnbspnbspnbsp

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Eye - An organ which detects light
Friends - A close associate or a popular US based sitcom about a group of friends
Inflatable - An obeject that can be filled with gas, usually air but helium is also used in baloons. Usually the item is small for easy storage then inflated to its full size.

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