A whoopee cushion might not be humour at its most sophisticated but it never fails to raise a laugh And now the original & best practical joke has gone hi-tech The Fart Machine isnt a cushion but a mechanical lsquofart box easily concealed beneath a sofa cushion or under a table which comes complete with a remote control with a 50-foot range Not only can you save yourself all the effort of blowing up a cushion the joke works much better too
- even when people begin to catch on that its a fake fart in the air theyll be looking around for a cushion & all the time your magic box stays safely hidden Theres no better outlet for all your childish instincts Japes are great all year round but even better at that crucible of family tension that is Christmas Reek havoc with a fart machine & risk not seeing the in-laws ever again Which isnt exactly a bad thing is it
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Jonta uses a state-of-the-art super bright LED technology & is totally independent of replaceable batteries & external power sources nbsp Full specification Wind up Mechanism Can be cranked in both directions the harder you crank the more energy created An LED indicates the optimum winding speed the only limitation to how much energy you create is you ACDC A 12 hour charge fully charges the flashlight Light Microprocessor controlled 1-Watt super bright white LED A choice between energy saving & full power or flashing beam The excellent beam quality from the Jonta maintains focus at over 50 yards LED has a useful life of up to 100 000 hours Battery level Displays battery charge level A warning light when the battery is very low Power Source Wind up AC alternator driven by the crank Charging Adapter Rechargeable Battery Light Source 1 Watt super-bright LED Shine Time nbsp Fully recharged battery 24 hours Energy Saving Fully recharged battery 25 hours Full Power 30-second wind 109 minutes Energy Saving Adapter Charge Rate 12 hours 100 capacity

Dimensions nbsp Height 34 86mm Width 32 80mm Length 85 217mm Weight 157oz 445gnbsp

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A play mate for our Flying Monkey Using your fingers in the finger pockets hold his feet pull & release He can fly for Approx. 50 metres with effortless grace Watch him fly for up to fifty metres with amazing velocity Get ready to duck hes not shy & is a speedy little piggy ...

Take a hold of the Momo designed steering wheel which uses a force feedback system to give an amazingly authentic feeling which ...

The Face Book Junkie Mug is manufactured in ceramic making it both microwave & dishwasher save leaving more time to feed your Face Book addiction The mug has white text on a blue background So wear your addiction with pride & let everyone know exactly what you are doing at your desknbsp ...

This Face Book Like Coffee Mug is sure to bring a smile to anyones face with its iconic thumbs up You can now like even when you arent logged on or even near a computer This white porcelain coffee mug with its blue hand means you can even like parents without all your Face Book friends knowing about it ...

This Face Book Like Tea Mug is sure to bring a smile to anyones face with its iconic thumbs up You can now like even when you arent logged on or even near a computer This white porcelain tea mug with its blue hand means you can even like parents without all your Face Book friends knowing about it ...

All you need to do is have a passport photograph slot it behind the mounts & carefully stick it down Using one of the different mounts that come with the frame you can brag that you have been on a NASA mission been sky diving won a gold medal or tell fishy tales of the big one that got away The False Achievement Photo Frame is a great gift for the batchelor pad & will impress your mates & have them talking about what a great mate you are & all the great things you must have done ...

Alternatively the value of this portrait can be used against other photo orders A viewing appointment will be arranged Approx. ...