Just kidding well partly kidding anyway You do need to turn the light off but you also need to get your hands on these awesome little instant ambience makers You can inject a bit of luxury spa feel into your own home with these gorgeous phasing LED bath lights You can stick them to anything with a flat shiny surface And yes if youre more of a shower person they go in your shower or at the bottom of the bath for uplighting with their handy little suction feet Forget those messy candles just pick your favourite music flick the lights & relax into a glowing heaven with these brilliant Spa Lights ...

So ndash youre trekking through the Scottish highlands & suddenly youre caught out in a massive unexpected storm Youre stuck until it blows over but havent planned on spending a night or two stuck out in the coldnbsp Youre hungry thirsty & freezing What do you donbsp You pull out this amazing & lightweight kit & presto Youve got every bit of survival kit you could ever neednbsp Containing items such as a compass if you get lost a whistle to alert people to where you are & survival instructions youll be oknbsp If you get cold theres matches & a flint & striker to get a fire going & if you get hungry theres a fishing line & snare wire to catch yourself a mealnbsp Also containing water purification tablets a sewing kit a hacksaw & a knife this kit is so packed full of survival goodies youll want to get lost just to try them all outnbsp Perfect for any trip into the wilderness even if its a short trip this lightweight small & waterproof kit will keep you going through those dire momentsnbsp Featuresnbsp Water resistant tin Weight 170g 6oz Size 11 x 8 x 28cm 45rdquo x 3 x 1rdquo Ages 18nbspnbsp Contents Vinyl tape seal Button compass Small Knife with safety catch Matches Pencil Purification tablets Snare wire Candle Flint amp striker Hacksaw blade Fishing kit Whistle Sewing kit Safety pins Wire saw basic Survival instructions Accident evaluation form This product is shipped via Boys Stuff Jerseynbsp It will be shipped separately from any other items you may have purchased on this website ...

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- just when you fancy a quick nip of your favorite drink when you get to the cabinet its empty This Combination
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Theres nothing quite like a really good laugh & with a host of up-&-coming comedians ready to get you laughing all the way into next week the headline act of any venue will surely bring the house down So whether youve got firm favourites on the circuit or want to see someone new this night out is the ideal way to have some fun We have selected some of the famous Jongleurs Funhouse & Highlight clubs andestablished local comedy venues where you might just find your new favourite comedian Please note that locations marked with a 4 offer four tickets VENUESBerkshire Reading Buckinghamshire Milton Keynes 4 Cambridgeshire Peterborough 4 Derbyshire Derby 4 Derbyshire Swadlincote Hampshire Southampton Lancashire Lancaster Lancashire This experience is available selected weekday & weekend evenings depending on location throughout the year excluding August mid November to the end of December & special events Voucher valid until 182015nbsp ...

The Compass Map Reading gadget is a base plate compass which contained a magnifying glass It contains a ruller & scales for 125000 & 1 mile to 1 inch to allow you to plot your route with ease So when out camping hiking or trekking you need not worry about getting lost ...

The Conumdrum Wine Decanter has a unique design comprising of a two phase aeration & oxygenation system enhacing the decanting processes PHASE ONECommence the process by pouring your chosen wine into the decanternbsp The decanter has been manufacturered so that the wine intentionally travels along the sides of the decator in a swirlling path thereby delivering grater aeration & oxygenation PHASE TWONow your wine is ready to servenbsp During the pouring process the wine is once again aereates the wine ensuring you are dispensing it at its best Aerating your wine has been shown to have benefits which include enhacing the flavour & producing a better bouquet thats smell for the uninitiatednbsp This double aeration of the wine prior to serving mean you can experience up to twice as much scent & flavournbsp ...

The Cool 52s Ice Tray will ensure your party goes with a blastnbsp The perfect house warming gift & ideal for BBQs The tray consists of two halfsnbsp Simply fill the bottom half put the lid on & as the liquid freezes it will expand into the space & give you a 3D solid ice cube in the shape of a 52 Bomb Cubes can be made from almost any liquidnbsp Add cordial to colour the cubes or alcohol to get the party off to a great startnbsp Or make from fruit juice for an old fashioned popsicle Cool 52s
- 3D Bomb Ice Cube Tray Ice tray makes 7 ice cubes at a time
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This Covert Voice Recorder Pen comes with a a large 4GB Memory & is both portable & practical It is small enough to be taken anywhere which makes recording meeting notes telephone conversations general converations simple & easynbsp Record your own notes when you are out & about ie phone numbers names of people you meet diary appointments directions etc Being small & neat it is unobtrusive & inconspicuous & is a great tool for helping those whose memory is not what it used to be
- simply record the names of the people you are off to meet & just before the meeting play back the recording to jog your memory & avoid embarrassment LIST OF FEATURES1 Function Voice recorder MP3 ball pen 2 Memory 4GB 3 USB (Universal Serial Bus) Interface USB20 4 Recording format MP3 5 Recording time gt 6hours with full battery 6 Playback Time gt 5hours 128 Kbs medium volume 7LED indication 8SN Ratio gt 85d BMP3WMA 9 Power Rechargeable Lithium Battery 10 Operating Temperature 0-110 degree 11 Audio Frequency range 20 Hz-20 K Hz 12 Support System Windows 8 7 XP & Mac OS
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This Crap Jokes Toilet Paper will keep your visitors amused
- but the queue for the bathroom may be a little long The Crap Jokes
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This range of Crayon Mugs hark back to those happy school days when felt tip pens were frowned upon & the days of whiling away the hours colouring in outside the linesnbsp With a fun yet poignant design these mugs are a great addition to any kitchen We found theyre great in the office too
- its stopped a few arguments about whos left their dirty mug in the sink You wont know whether to have another cuppa or dig out that sketch pad Each mug comes tagged with brief facts about its crayon colour nameie Red means hot Red means danger Red means angry The Pillar-Box Red Crayon Mug is neither angry nor dangerous but it sure is hot to look at Features Made from porcelain Hand finished in the UKDishwasher & microwave safe
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