Pregnant or not, Mary Shannon has never been very good at unwinding. Which is why, in an attempt to force relaxation on her, Stan & Marshall hatch a plan to get her out of town. With Oscar riding shotgun, Mary heads into the desert to deliver a message to one of Marshall's witnesses, a new age alpaca farmer who just might have some insight to offer into Mary's current situation. & with a file full of prospective adoptive parents & some tough decisions to make, Mary could certainly use a little guidance, even if she is reluctant to heed the advice of a New Mexico mystic. Or a dog. ...

When a decorated soldier witnesses his superiors selling arms to the enemy & steps forward to do the right thing, he soon finds himself out of the Army, shipped off to Albuquerque, & in the Witness Protection Programme. Like most witnesses, John & his wife Sue have some trouble coping with the changes, but unfortunately their problems run deeper than adjusting to life off the base: John is suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, & his psychological state is putting the case & the witnesses in jeopardy. ...

Mary proves it takes one to know one when she visits a mafia-mistress-turned-witness named Grace Haddik, & discovers what both Marshall & Stan missed: Grace is pregnant. Very pregnant. Now that Grace's bun in the oven is out in the open, Mary & Marshall must do their best to keep mother & baby safe. Which in Mary's case means posing as Grace's life partner & holding her hand through the birthing process. ...

Brandi's wedding day has finally arrived, & Mary finds herself torn between two duties: job & family. The one day of the year she can't be at work, Maid of Honour Mary is called in to testify about her role in the sting on arms dealer Julian Conran, & she can only hope to get to the courthouse & the church (or in this case, the country club) on time. Complicating matters is the fact that Mary is confronted with two rather unwelcome visitors: her ex-husband (and baby daddy) Mark, & Ronnie Dalembert/ Mc Intyre – the con man Mary met & detested only a few months earlier. While Mark comes through for Mary, Ronnie manages to screw things up for everyone yet again. Only this time, things get really ugly for the Wit Sec team when, while escorting Ronnie to give his testimony, Mary, Marshall, Stan & Delia find themselves trapped in the courthouse & ambushed by assassins. ...

Mary's new witness Adam Wilson is blowing the whistle on his boss, a well-connected military contractor, & the stress is taking a toll on Adam's psychological health. When Adam's paranoia & hallucinations worsen, Mary & Marshall realise their witness might have gone off the deep end. But as they attempt to get Adam back to dry land & protect his justifiably alarmed teenage son Joey, Mary & Marshall begin to wonder if there might be some truth behind Adam's wild claims. After all, just because you're crazy doesn't mean they aren't after you. ...

Mary is surprised to get a call from longtime witness Sharon Harris, a drug dealer-turned-devoted-PTA mom who's stayed out of trouble for years. & when she meets Sharon, Mary is in for two unpleasant new surprises: one, there are no homemade cookies in sight; & two, Sharon's teenage daughter Beth has somehow gotten her hands on her mom's old mugshot & is about to unravel the truth about Sharon's past. ...

When Mary busts Marshall's witness Ronnie Mc Intire, an allegedly reformed con man accused of bilking money from unsuspecting seniors, she's hoping to get him kicked out of the programme & packed off to prison. Unfortunately for Mary, the FBI is onto Ronnie too, & they're eager to take advantage of his access to notorious arms trafficker Julian Conran. Since Conran happens to have a thing for busty blondes, Mary soon finds herself strapped into a push-up bra & going undercover in an effort to protect Ronnie & get the goods on Conran. While Mary might have been able to see through Ronnie's lies from day one, when her ex-husband Mark shows up at her door her feelings are less clear. ...

For every witness, adjusting to a new life is difficult. But for Sarah & Yonni Petershwim, the challenge is bigger than just remembering a new last name & getting used to a different climate. For this old-order Amish couple from Pennsylvania's Dutch Country, New Mexico might as well be Mars. After Sarah witnesses the murder of a farmhand & agrees to testify against the bikers who killed him, she & her husband reluctantly relocate to Albuquerque. The sudden exposure to modern life, with all its technology & temptations, proves challenging. & as Mary & Marshall soon discover, there's more to this couple's problems than trouble operating their new-fangled television set & cell phones: they're hiding something, & whatever it is could turn out to be deadly. ...

If there's one thing witnesses & Wit Sec inspectors share, it's daddy issues. Or so Mary & Marshall realise when they meet witness Ben Kulpak. Angry with their father for the mistakes that landed him in this mess, his grown kids refuse to come into the programme with him. But when Ben winds up in the hospital & the Lithuanian mobsters after him manage to track down his kids, everyone's plans change. Tom & Cecile agree to join the programme & soon arrive in Albuquerque, but unfortunately it's a less than joyous family reunion — in part because there's some deserved resentment on their side for his wrongs as a father, & in part because it turns out that Ben has another secret he's trying to keep from his kids: he's dying. ...

When Dr. Amit Kishore, a well-respected neurosurgeon, runs afoul of the law by conspiring with the Indian mob to commit Medicare fraud, he cuts a deal & enters Witness Protection with his family. Unfortunately, the now-Kumars are not exactly one big happy family, & not long after their arrival in Albuquerque, the formerly docile Mrs. Kumar makes a shocking request: a divorce. Things get messy for the Wit Sec team when Ashok & Sudha (as they're now known) battle over the children, & an arrogant U.S. Attorney with a grudge against Stan pressures the team to keep the feuding couple under control. Though Mary & Marshall do their best to help the Kumars find common ground, it's anyone's guess as to how this story will end. After all, as Mary knows better than anyone, life is full of surprises: sometimes you get to start over, & sometimes you get pregnant. ...