Video killed the radio star, and for the last
decade the smartphone has been casually
exterminating the digital camera. But despite the
best efforts of Apple and Samsung, (and the
others, er... Oneplus?) smartphone cameras are
still lacking in the creativity department. The
kind of creativity that can only be unlocked by
switching lenses – and this is where our Take
Better Selfies Lens Kit works its magic. This
pocket-sized kit comes with 5 quality clip-on
lenses: Fish Eye – Capture a vast and distorted
198° field of view for abstract portraits and
striking panoramas Wide-angle Lens – Increases
your camera's field of view to 130° so you can
fit all your pals in the shot Macro Lens – It's
time for your close up. An impressive 15x
magnification lets you capture the smallest
nuances in flowers, bank notes, eyeballs etc.
Telescopic – Get twice as close to the action
and use the shallower depth of field to make your
subject stand out from the background Circular
Polarising Lens (CPL) – Your new secret weapon
that removes unwanted glare and reflections from
water or glass Unleash the full creative potential
of your smartphone (and your imagination), just
clip them over your existing camera lens and get
experimenting.

Period Panties - Once upon a time there lived a
woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome
boyfriend's charming sexual-advances during her
time of the month. He didn't know she was on her
period and funnily enough, she didn't feel like
explaining it to him. Every. Single. Time. The
perfect present for rebel girls.

Crooked Alcoholic Sodas - Tell you what, son,
there ain’t nothin’ crooked about these
here sodas from Crooked Beverages. These
alcowizards have expertly blended together a
carefully curated selection of exotic fruit to
form three different cheeky tipples.

Pineapple Ring Pool Float - Lie back, relax.
It’s warm, the sun is high in the cloudless
sky and you don’t have a care in the world
beyond what the all inclusive buffet will be
offering tonight. You can almost feel the vitamin
D nourishing your cells. You have an icy Fanta
lemon in hand. And you’re floating on a giant
pineapple.

Our bestselling Mushions are back - and this time
they’re double sided! That’s right, you can
now get a cushion of anyone’s face with a
different image on each side, or even the same
image, if you wanted. Simply upload your pictures
and we'll pop them on a delightfully squishy
Mushion and send them on their way to you. Make
sure the photos you choose are clear and not
blurry or super pixellated - your Mushions will
only be as good as the photos you submit. What
will you get on yours? Happy face and sad face?
You and your partner? Your friend and their dog?
Mum and dad? Your two best mates? Phillip
Schofield and Holly Willoughby? The possibilities
are endless!

Need a cuddle but your favourite person isn’t
around? Snuggle an absolutely massive version of
their head - or flip it around and cuddle your
other favourite person on the other side, you
harlot. Yes, our Monster Mushions are back, and
this time it’s personal they’re two faced: one
picture on either side! It’s never been easier
to get anybody’s face on a mega-sized cushion.
Just upload your pictures and we'll get them on a
humongous, soft cushion and pop them in the post.
Make sure the photos you upload are high quality
(AKA not super blurry or pixelated) and the
Firebox fairies will do the rest. The perfect gift
for a big-headed pal, someone who misses you, or
anyone who might like a giant snuggly double sided
face to squeeze.