What's blacker than black? Our Blackout Wasted Weekend sunglasses, with a black logo, we know it's kinda dumb as you can't really see it, but it's there lurking in the shadows like a crazy ex you can't quite get rid of. Our Wasted Weekends offer a larger face covering, perfect for hiding from hangovers, or the police, or even cheetahs in the wilderness. You'll look so stealthy in these people will think you are an assassin, maybe you are, maybe that's why you need them in your life.. Goes Best With: People who really like black, people who don't want to see our kick ass logo, people who want our sunglasses in any colour as long as it's black.. Fit: Your Face. Frame: Blackout. HD Bio Lens: Velvet Black. Ultra HD Polarised Lens: Blue Lagoon. Dimensions: Width – 149.5mm / Height – 60mm. Thanks to the flexible materials and FLX Hinge 2.0, they will fit people with a larger head/face.
We argued a lot about making these, our signature colour way featuring our pink and blue brand colours in a look that says FacePlant without actually saying FacePlant (except it does on the logo). Our CDO said we wouldn't sell any, but we disagree and think these will sell out faster than toilet paper in a pandemic. Our classic Crash Override design oozes style and looks great on everyone. Perfect for people wanting an understated blast of FacePlant colour in their lives. Buy them quick before they sell out!. Goes Best With: Colourblind people, our CDO's face, you, everyone, Damn you look good in these.. Fit: Just about everyone and then some more people, heck if they don't fit wear them anyway as they are so good looking and will improve your life tenfold.... Frame: Colour Blinds. HD Bio Lens: Blue Lagoon. Ultra HD Polarised Lens: Blue Lagoon. Dimensions: Width – 145mm / Height – 50mm. Thanks to the flexible materials and FLX Hinge 2.0, they will fit a wide range of head sizes.
Love the logo, but need to be incognito? Maybe you have a uniform policy at work, perhaps you are James Bond, either way, look cool and be subtle about it with this sweatshirt!James Bond bought one yesterday and so should you...Sustainable, organic and printed on-demand to reduce waste.Please be aware all our clothing is made to order and will ship separately and usually arrive a few days after your sunglasses.
Love the logo, but need to be incognito? Maybe you have a uniform policy at work, perhaps you are James Bond, either way, look cool and be subtle about it with this sweatshirt!James Bond bought one yesterday and so should you...Sustainable, organic and printed on-demand to reduce waste.Please be aware all our clothing is made to order and will ship separately and usually arrive a few days after your sunglasses.
Keep warm with our logo splattered across your chest, look 69% hotter than everyone else in the room!. Add it to your cart, go on, you know you want to!. Sustainable, organic and printed on-demand to reduce waste.. Please be aware all our clothing is made to order and will ship separately and usually arrive a few days after your sunglasses.
Keep warm with our logo splattered across your chest, look 69% hotter than everyone else in the room!. Add it to your cart, go on, you know you want to!. Sustainable, organic and printed on-demand to reduce waste.. Please be aware all our clothing is made to order and will ship separately and usually arrive a few days after your sunglasses.
Keep warm with our logo splattered across your chest, look 69% hotter than everyone else in the room!. Add it to your cart, go on, you know you want to!. Sustainable, organic and printed on-demand to reduce waste.. Please be aware all our clothing is made to order and will ship separately and usually arrive a few days after your sunglasses.
Just the job for looking the business this summer, make sure you don't spill ice cream on it! You know you want it, our logo splattered across your chest, are we tempting you? Are you excited? We are. Buy it now, you know you want to.... Sustainable, organic and printed on-demand to reduce waste.. Please be aware all our clothing is made to order and will ship separately and usually arrive a few days after your sunglasses.
Just the job for looking the business this summer, make sure you don't spill ice cream on it! You know you want it, our logo splattered across your chest, are we tempting you? Are you excited? We are. Buy it now, you know you want to.... Sustainable, organic and printed on-demand to reduce waste.. Please be aware all our clothing is made to order and will ship separately and usually arrive a few days after your sunglasses.