About Us
Contact Us
Privacy Policy
Cookie Usage
Add Your Store

More From Contributor

Glow in the Dark Bath Duck
Glow In The Dark Bath
Duck
£1.25
An appealing glow-in-the-dark rubber bath duck  which squeaks when squeezed. Simply turn down the lights & you have perfect companion ...
Archived Product
image missing
Glow In The Dark
Marble Run
£6.99
A wild & wacky marble run with an extra twist ~ the pieces glow in the dark! 15 pieces to allow you to construct various different ...
Archived Product
image missing
Good Timers Cement
Mixer Truck
£14.99
A large plastic toy cement mixer truck with an old fashion look. The handle on the side means of the truck means you can actually ...
Archived Product
image missing
Grand Master Sudoku
£17.99
Nobody could have predicted that scribbling a set of numbers into a box grid could be so much fun or indeed so fiendishly addictive! ...
Archived Product
Green Science Solar Rover
Green Science Solar
Rover
£17.99
Use the power of the sun to fuel your own drinks can car. Build a solar powered car out of an old can & learn about solar energy while ...
Archived Product
Gruffalo Melamine Dinner Set
Gruffalo Melamine
Dinner Set
£14.99
Gruffalo Melamine Feasting Set. Gruffalo Melamine Feasting Set. A 3 piece melamine dinner set with bowl plate & cup all decorated ...
Archived Product
image missing
Grumpy Old Man Kit
£2.99
Transform any young man into a grumpy old man instantly with our grumpy old man kit. A great gift for all thos curmodgeons & grumbers ...
Archived Product
Gelli Bath
Gelli Bath
£5.99
Ever wanted to bath in Jelly! Gelli Baff powder turns bath water into thick slimy goo for lots of fun at bath time. When it's time ...
Archived Product

Grow Your Own Wife

Place this Grow product in water and watch over a period of 72 hours as it expands 600% from it's original size.
  • She won't run up your credit cards
  • She won't get fat
  • She doesn't talk at all - no more blah blah blah
  • She
    • RIP - This product is no longer available on our network. It was last seen on 08.10.2017

    This page now acts as a permanent archive for this product. Add more information using the comments box below to ensure it can still be found by future generations.

    Use our search facility to see if it is available from an alternative contributor.
    Availability: In Stock
    £1.99
    other toys Other Toys
    Description Reviews / Comments Add New

    Product Description

    Place this Grow product in water & watch over a period of 72 hours as it expands 600% from it's original size.

  • She won't run up your credit cards
  • She won't get fat
  • She doesn't talk at all
    - no more blah blah blah
  • She never has a headache
  • She keeps her opinions to herself
  • She doesn't have any baggage
  • She never bothers you during the game
    • This item is a novelty adult item & must not be given to children under the age of 14.

    Reviews/Comments

    Add New

    Intelligent Comparison

    Oooops!
    We couldn't find anything!
    Perhaps this product's unique.... Or perhaps we are still looking for comparisons!
    Click to bump this page and we'll hurry up.

    Price History

    Vouchers

    No voucher codes found.
    Do you know a voucher code for this product or supplier? Add it to Insights for others to use.

    Facebook

    Jargon Buster

    Watch - A small clock designed to be worn on a person
    water - A chemical substance. Chemical formula H2O.
    Size - is the measurement of how big an object is in space.
    Fat - A natural substance that is oily and can be harmful to health if consumed too much.
    Children - A young life form within the early stages of physical development,

    Supplier Information

    Toyday Traditional Classic Toys
    Page Updated: 2019-01-23 12:22:04

    Community Generated Product Tags

    Oh No! The productWIKI community hasn't generated any tags for this product yet!
    Menu