Pam Ayres has been entertaining audiences around the world for over 35 years. Her books record albums CDs & DVDs have sold in millions & Pams latest solo theatre show illustrates why she is one of the UKs most popular live performers selling out theatres wherever she performs. ; ; This new recording is a mix of brand new poems & monologues & some classic pieces never previously available on DVD. ; ; This DVD features the following monologues & poems (POEMS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS) ; ; When Opportunity Knocked ; PAM AYRES & THE EMBARRASSING EXPERIENCE WITH THE PARROT ; THE SEAGULL ; COUNT ME OUT ; THE MAKE-UP LADY ; Where did I put those glasses? ; CONTACT LENSES ; A snag along the Panama Canal ; A SLIGHT HOWSYOURFATHER ; The 60th Birthday Party ; THE BROKEN WOMAN ; Cycling beside the Loire ; CYCLING SHORTS ; The Flying Crumpet ; TIPPY TAPPY FEET ; Weddings then & now ; DONT ASK ME TO THE WEDDING ; Still waiting for Mr. Perfect ; I STILL HAVENT GIVEN UP HOPE ; SNORING