Another song synonymous with Chelsea & Stamford Bridge. The club may well have now banned Celery from Stamford Bridge & threatened those that ignore the ban with being banned themselves, it doesn't stop it being the cult vegetable of choice for Blues fans. It also doesn't stop the Shed & the Matthew Harding singing it with all their hearts. If She Don't Cum Then I'll Tickle Her Bum With A Bunch Of Celery, Celery, Celery. You know you want this Celery T-shirt because you're not a tourist stuck in the Upper West but a true Chelsea support.