Feeling stressed & frustrated? Need someone to take your aggression out on? & somewhere to keep that pesky pen you keep losing under the edge of your computer keyboard? Well Dead Fred is the man for you! Alleviate all that pent up aggression by violently & repeatedly stabbing Fred through the heart... & is if by magic there it is, just where you left it, your pen right at your fingertips? & your stress & frustration, vanished!