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Zombie Gnome

We all knew the Zombie Apocalypse was going to happen one day! Here at Genie though we didn’t realise it would all start with the Zombie Gnome! In their relentless quest to one day eliminate the human race, it seems as if the flesh-thirsty creatures
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We all knew the Zombie Apocalypse was going to happen one day! Here at Genie though we didn’t realise it would all start with the Zombie Gnome! In their relentless quest to one day eliminate the human race, it seems as if the flesh-thirsty creatures we all love to hate have finally made their move & our now ready to challenge us beautiful humans for control of earth. In a genius & underhand move, the Zombies have decided to take over our beautiful lawns & patio by strategically killing off the traditional gnome (such a loyal garden attendant, they will be deeply missed) & setting up home there themselves. While here at Genie we think we may still be safe for now, mainly because these Zombies are only about 30cm tall & can’t actually move or bite, we still recommend that you take extra care when wandering the streets & report any sightings of deranged limbs to the local authorities immediately. Please don’t stay Gnome alone.

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Garden - An outside area with grass and foliage
garden - A planned space used for the display, cultivation and enjoyment of plants and other forms of nature.
Human - A highly developed and adapted mamal and deminant species on earth
Earth - A planet third from the sun. Similar size to Venus but rich in water and complex life.
Day - The time it takes a planet or other space objects to complete one rotation.
Love - Someone who shows deep affection for someone else.
Traditional - Something that has become the same through a period of time and thus repeated.
Traditional - Something that has been around for a while and is repeated regularly.
Home - A place of permanent residence for families.
Patio - An outdoor area that is laid down with paving slabs, normally situated close to the house.
Patio - A paved outdoor area found in gardens

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