Just plug this burly chap into your USB (Universal Serial Bus) port & he will deter suspicious interlopers with six phrases, uttered in his gruff bouncer voice when they are detected by the in-built motion sensor. Being the adaptable security professional he is, simply insert 3x AAA batteries & he can be positioned anywhere to guard anything you want secured! Once you have returned you can give him a break by flicking the on/off switch on his leg.