Now there is no need to be arse about face when it comes to using the right part of the soap for the face and downstairs bits! The Arse/Face Soap is lightly perfumed and comes in a pack of two. Its striking brown and white colour scheme means it's easy to keep tabs on which side is for which end, thus avoiding arse/face contamination. Now all you have to worry about is the curly bits of hair that get stuck in the soap, regardless which end it's used on - YUCK!
Just when you thought Spinning Hat was all bloodied out, what should creep out from the dark shadows of our design studio, but the latest addition to the famous Blood Bath family our Blood Bath Shower Gel.
Now you can bathe yourself in true horror movie style, and recreate your favourite scenes from Dracula, Psycho, and Twilight with our ultra realistic bag of blood shower gel.
Forget about Cocoa Butter and Honey Jojoba, all the vampires nowadays are washing in cherry scented bags of blood shower gel didnt anyone tell you? So after a tough day battling against werewolves and the armies of undead zombies, what better way to freshen up before nipping out for a bite to eat down your local morgue, than a hot shower and a good scrub down with our cherry scented Blood Bath Shower Gel.
Know a frustrated drummer who always wanted to be drumming like Keith Moon or Ringo rather than just the bloke in accounts? Hes the type that picks up a pair of office pencils and does an impromptu drum solo, on a mug or desk like they're playing to a crowd of thousands- not a water cooler and the photocopier.
Pander to their fantasy with these perfectly formed drumstick pencils! Pretty self explanatory, you can keep writing and drum away to your hearts content whenever the moment takes you.
Excellent for musical kids or adults who haven't grown out of the rock star dream. They say the pen is mightier than the sword. But which is mightier between the pencil and the drumstick? Who knows!?
Pack comprises two HB pencils which are pencils at one end, drum sticks at the other.
This is not just a desktidy and no ordinary Pen Holder either! It's a serious message to all those who are thinking of stealing your pen! Work colleagues beware! Need to relieve some pent up anger and frustration? Tired of loosing your pen when it rolls under the edge of your keyboard?
You need Fred on your desk, and then you need to stab him repeatedly in the chest with your writing implement of choice! By murdering Fred over and over with your pen, youll never be hunting around for the pen again. The most gratuitously violent pen holder on the market today. GET YOURS NOW!
Made from Silicone rubber
Approximately 7.5cm(Width) x 2cm(Height) x 13cm(Depth)