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Novelty Wine Bottle Labels - Chateau Neuf Du Crap

Novelty Wine Bottle Labels - Chateau Neuf Du Crap These fantastic Novelty Wine Bottle Labels are an ideal way to make a mockery of your expensive plonk. The pack features 2 Chateua Neuf Du Crap wine labels and a wine gift bag. The idea is to soak off the original wine label from a bottle of wine and replace it with a new and improved version! The other label goes on the front of the gift bag. Why not place both the novelty wine labels on your own wine bottles for hilarious reactions at dinner parties and weddings! Ideal wine gifts for Birthdays, Christmas, Retirement and more, treat someone to a bottle of your finest Chateau Neuf Du Crap, a truly crappy wine with a questionable bouquet... The text on the wine label reads - A truly sh*tty little wine that should only be drunk with fish
or meat vindaloo or raw chillies. Made from a blend of famous Pinot Poop and Turdonnay grapes and left uncorked in a Frenchman's lavabo for several years. Novelty Wine Bottle Labels - Chateau Neuf Du Crap The Novelty Wine Bottle Labels are fake wine labels with 'Chateau Neuf Du Crap' on them Features the title Chateau Neuf Du Crap with realistic detailing The self adhesive labels measure approx 8.5 cm x 9.5 cm each The wine gift bag measures approx 12 cm x 30 cm x 10 cm (colours may vary) Great novelty gifts for ages 18 to 180! Cause a stir at functions, events, weddings and more with some hilarious Novelty Wine Bottle Labels. Also available in 'Katzpiss, ' these fun wine labels are the ideal accessory for any bottle of plonk. What’s in the Novelty Wine Bottle Labels - Chateau Neuf
Du Crap pack? 2 x Novelty Wine Bottle Labels - Chateau Neuf Du Crap 1 x Wine Gift Bag Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Novelty Wine Bottle Labels - Chateau Neuf Du Crap
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Novelty Wine Bottle Labels
- Chateau Neuf Du Crap These fantastic Novelty Wine Bottle Labels are an ideal way to make a mockery of your expensive plonk. The pack features 2 Chateua Neuf Du Crap wine labels & a wine gift bag. The idea is to soak off the original wine label from a bottle of wine & replace it with a new & enhanced version! The other label goes on the front of the gift bag. Why not place both the novelty wine labels on your own wine bottles for hilarious reactions at dinner parties & weddings! Ideal wine gifts for Birthdays, Christmas, Retirement & more, treat someone to a bottle of your finest Chateau Neuf Du Crap, a truly crappy wine with a questionable bouquet... The text on the wine label reads
- A truly sh*tty little wine that should only be drunk with fish or meat vindaloo or raw chillies. Made from a blend of famous Pinot Poop & Turdonnay grapes & left uncorked in a Frenchman's lavabo for several years. Novelty Wine Bottle Labels
- Chateau Neuf Du Crap The Novelty Wine Bottle Labels are fake wine labels with ' Chateau Neuf Du Crap' on them Features the title Chateau Neuf Du Crap with realistic detailing The self adhesive labels measure approx 8.5 cm x 9.5 cm each The wine gift bag measures approx 12 cm x 30 cm x 10 cm (colours may vary) Great novelty gifts for ages 18 to 180! Cause a stir at functions, events, weddings & more with some hilarious Novelty Wine Bottle Labels. Also available in ' Katzpiss, ' these fun wine labels are the ideal accessory for any bottle of plonk. What’s in the Novelty Wine Bottle Labels
- Chateau Neuf Du Crap pack? 2 x Novelty Wine Bottle Labels
- Chateau Neuf Du Crap 1 x Wine Gift Bag Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Novelty Wine Bottle Labels
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Wine - An alcoholic drink made from fermented grapes.
Cm - Centimetres, one centimetre is equal to 10 milimetres
delivery - The method by which something is delivered from one location to another
bottle - A container with a narrow neck in comparison to the body. Often used for containing fluids such as wine and milk.
Parties - A gathering of people to celebrate and event or occasion
Fun - Something that provides amusement or enterainment
Gift - Something that is presented without expecting anything in return
Day - The time it takes a planet or other space objects to complete one rotation.
Fish - A creature that lives in water. A fish uses gills to breath unlike mammals
Raw - Unprocessed state. Something that is raw has not been processed.
Accessory - An item that can contribute to an activity or process to enhance its look or performance.
Treat - A reward, also can be away which someone is dealt with to change behaviour.
Accessory - An item that is added in order to make the original item more useful or attractive.
Blend - To mix or combine together substances.
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