Pay attention, people. Consider for a moment your vast collection of odds, ends, evens, & beginnings — the assorted stuff scattered about your flat, if you will. It’s under the sofa cushions or in a weird ceramic jar on the mantle. It’s in the garage or out back buried under the tulips. Enough of that. Time to consolidate. Put all your knicks, knacks, & paddywacks in one place: this cigar box. It’s decorative, delightful, & some other D-word we won’t even bother you with.