The Worst-Case Scenario authors come to the rescue with expert advice for surviving dozens of nightmare on-the-job scenarios whether in the office or on the loading dock From savage bike messengers to a bag of pretzels stuck in the lunchroom vending machine peril is everywhere Learn how to sneak out of a meeting treat a deep-fryer burn & survive a stockroom avalanche Expertly remove a dent from the company car extract a tie caught in the photocopier & survive a workplace romance Hands-on step-by-step instructions guide you through these & other crises that can strike between 9 & 5 or on the swing shift With an appendix of useful interview phrases a career-path decoder instructions for playing Jargon Bingo & more this is the one desk reference you cant live without Joshua Piven a writer & former cubicle dweller enjoys working in his pajamas until noon Coauthor of the Worst-Case Scenario series he lives in Philadelphia David Borgenicht lives in Philadelphia & is co-author of The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook series Chronicle Booksnbsp