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150 Things Every Man Should
Know

Do you know how to change
a tyre Give a speech Or
shave without leaving a
nasty rash How about
ironing a shirt Urinal
etiquette Or how to know
if you are falling in
loveNeither did
24-year-old author Gareth
May until he started to
gather centuries-old male
wisdom for the
metrosexual generation
Stuck on the verge of a
major motorway with a
punctured tyre after
swerving to avoid a
low-flying pigeon Gareth
was confronted with the
fact that he had no idea
how to mend his puncture
and get back on the
roadLater after the
excoriating diatribe and
accusations of
uselessness from his
father he reflected that
it wasnt just practical
manly skills tying a tie
properly wielding a power
drill changing a leaky
faucet that had passed
him by Gareth was
clueless about just
pretty much every skill
perceived as the key to
coming of age as a modern
man Sophisticated stuff
like how to hold a baby
or how to end a
relationship without
being a complete gitor
how to tell if a woman
has had a boob jobWhile
girls share magazines
with dog-eared problem
pages the modern boy has
no such manual no
instruction leaflet to
ease their transition
into manhood Until
nowGareth May has written
the essential manual for
young men across the
world From stubborn spots
to slow dancing dos and
donts the perfect fry-up
to putting on a condom in
less than ten seconds
witty brilliantly honest
and down-to-earth 150
THINGS EVERY MAN SHOULD
KNOW tells you all those
things your best friend
cantAuthor Biography
Gareth May is twenty-four
years old and lives near
Exeter where he works as
a bookseller in
Waterstones This is his
first bookFeaturesUtterly
unique package and
content - there is no
other book quite like
this on the market 315
pages Sharenbsp nbspShare
this on
FacebooknbspnbspExamples
of the content belowGoing
commando 1 Your package
becomes more visible
through only one layer of
protection so prepare for
some smiles or smirks 2
Take extra care when
shaking at the urinal The
damp spot has led to many
a mans misery 3 Avoid
trousers with zips 4 When
wearing shorts dont lift
your legs up 5 Check your
fly at regular intervals
Hiding a love bite 1 Some
swear by white toothpaste
Smear over the bite and
leave 2 Apply arnica
cream or take arnica
pills Arnica speeds up
healing and reduces
bruises 3 Wear a polo
neck scarf or cravat or
all three Tell friends
youre thinking of joining
a bowling club if theyre
suspicious 4 If desperate
reach for some concealer
Urinal etiquette 1
Control the power of your
pee Backsplash is
embarrassing enough on
your own shirt let alone
your bosss 2 Dont stand
far back and experiment
with your aim 3 Remember
Sinks are for washing
your hands and absolutely
nothing else 4 It is
totally unacceptable to
operate a Blackberry or
mobile at a urinal
especially during
conference calls How to
tell if shes had a boob
job Size If she looks
like shes smuggling
watermelons they are
probably fake or shes
smuggling watermelons
Shape Boob jobs look hard
and muscular Real breasts
look soft and curve out
like a ski-slope Texture
Unless you were around in
the blitz you might not
know what a sandbag feels
like So think bag of
sugar How to talk your
way out of a fight 1 At
times offering to buy
them a drink can defuse
the situation but dont
give them your credit
card 2 Dont be
intimidated or show any
sign or weakness 3 Stand
your ground with
confidence if they square
up to you Dont shuffle
slouch or put your hands
in your pockets 4 Dont
give into temptation grab
a pool cue and yell Lets
be having you 5 Speak
calmly and dont crack
jokes 6 If youve used all
reasoning and he still
wants a fight chances are
its fisticuffs even if
Gandhi and Nelson Mandela
were doing the talking
How to get over a girl Do
Hit the pub with some
mates Dont Drink yourself
into a stupor Do Pack her
belongings into a box and
return them to her as
soon as possible Dont
Have sex with the ex OK
just once if you have to
How to turn a girl off if
you dont like her Be
elusive Tell her youre
busy all the time and
never return calls texts
or emails Drop hints Tell
her youre in a
relationship with someone
else who struggles with
your platonic female
friends Disgust her Wear
really old dirty clothes
and dont clean your teeth
for a weeknbsp

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