Whether we want to admit it or not we all find fart noises funny Usually out of ambarrassment either because its you or purely because everyone gets the blame and the culprit invarably gets away with itThe Dr Fart Key Ring is a funny gift for kids of all ages The older you are the funnier it seems to beThe Dr Fart Key Ring has 6 different fart soundsOn the Spot - it just sneaks outDisguised - you know its coming but you try and hide it or disguise it with a cough or a shuffleCreaking Door - it squeaks outRelief - simply being able to let it goRip Roaring Special - usually from a seated position and quite longWet n Wild - the most degrading of allPerfect for the pranksternbsp
The Lunch Bug Sandwich Bag is the perfect deterrant for the fridge thiefThe clear plastic sandwich bag contains a realistic graphic of a cockroach or flySimply store your food in the sandwich bagnbsp Pop it in the fridge - bug side up - and wait for the thief to screamnbsp Bet they dont steal your lunch again in a hurrynbsp
This pair ofnbspJuggling Boobs made of life like skin tone and complete with nipple details are an ideal way to relieve your frustrationThe soft rubbery feel of the Juggling Boobs make the experience all the more realnbsp You can simply squeeze away the days tensions or juggle the pair whilst you think and ponder before making important decisionsnbsp
We dont know any man who can resisit a perfectly formed pair of boobs and these Jelly Boobs fit the bill perfectly A fun way to start off a boys night out or a stag night you could even use them to cheer up a maet who is down in the dumpsnbsp We define any man to not smile at the sight of a whole box of jelly boobs An amusing and delectable distraction or a prelude to something more interesting to come perhaps
It may be a little rude - but how often have you wanted to say this when someone in the office has really annoyed youNow all you have to do is make either their tea in this Fk You You Fing F Mug or make your own in it and leave it positioned prominently on your desk so that people will leave you aloneNot very polite - but gets the message across all the same
nbspThings getting a little fraught in the kitchen and no one is listening to younbsp Get you simple message across clearly and concisely with this Fck Off Im Busy ApronThe apron makes an ideal secret santa stocking filler or a house warming presentThe novelty apron is classic and simple in white with black italic lettering and two large pockets to hold any necessary utensils for anyone who doesnt understand the plain speaking message
The Shot Glass Chess Set comprises of 32 shot glasses - 16 featuring a black motif and 16 featuring a white motif The image of the piece it represents ie Knight Bishop Rook etc is denoted on the side of the glass All you need to do is pour your chosen tipple into the 32 glass and let the game commencenbsp Of course filling the shot glasses is not compulsary - but what the heck Its too tempting to just leave the chess board on the side to gather dust
The Little Willy Condoms are a funny novelty gift for the gentleman whose appendage may be smaller than averageNot all men can be blessed and endowed to the proportions of King Kongnbsp Now rather than have to put up with ill fitting condoms get the Little Willy CondomsThese joke condoms are just 2cm in diameter will be perfect for those leass fortunatenbsp They make the ideal novelty present and will prove a great hit at any stag doThe Little Willy Condoms come in a pack of 3
Catch the nosey parkers and fight back No one can resist opening something which invites them to The Little Squirt Cheeky Toilet has a message on the lid actively encouraging visitors to your desk to LIFT THE LID They will be in for a surprise when they do as the Cheeky Toilet houses a smiley turd which will squirt a small jet of water at the nosey parkers Serves them rightThink of the fun you can have have watching from a discreet distance as your colleagues sneakily try to see what you keep in the Little Toiletnbsp
Simply break the egg into the head of the Bogeyman Egg Separator The yolk remains in the top of his head whilst the white dribbles out of his nose Gross or whatIt may be a little distgusting and we dont recommend you show your dinner guests your culinary skills prior to serving dinner - but its a great little gadget to have handy in the kitchen
The Potty Shooter provides you with the opportunity to practice your shooting ability whilst you are using the bathroomThe Potty Shooter comprises of 5 darts and two target boards It even includes a Do Not Disturb sign so you can practice in peace and quiteSo - are you sitting comfortably Then begin Ready Take Aim FIRENovelty toilet game and perfect for any shooting enthusiast
This Worlds Largest Whoopie Cushion will cause Grandma to raise her eyes to the heavens as all the boys revert to their childhood and see who can catch out the most number of people with it After all we all no that at heart most men actually never grow up and what amused them at 7 still amuses them at 97 Huge funnbsp Big noise
The Sudoki Toilet Roll will keep your guests amused for sometimenbsp You may to put a time limit on how long they can use the bathroom forThe Sudoki Toilet Roll is full of puzzles to take your mind off the task in hand - and when they realise they have answered incorrectly they can wipe their butt on it and distroy the evidencenbsp